I manspread, but I don't have balls.

For a lot of guys manspreading is an act of making sure our balls don’t get squished, because ouch. You know when a guy just gets *too* rough with your boobs and it hurts? Yeah, times that by 10 and make it when you just simply sit down. Okay you may be thinking, but you don’t have balls physically and biologically, how would you know? For many FTM’s things like that are just mental instincts, I cringe and go to protect down there if someone gets hurt down there, just like any guy. There has been research that shows Transgender brains align more with their ‘preferred’ gender, than the sex they were assigned at birth with due to their body parts. There are some things that we are just able to instinctually sympathize with. For other guys manspreading is their way of getting comfortable as well, a lot of guys are bigger or taller, the way we are also built physically is slightly different, it’s not as comfortable to cross our legs or keep them closed, plus, like, effort. Girls, you can not tell me that you haven’t been curious and just tried manspreading before. Mhmm, I know it’s comfortable isn’t it. It’s relaxing right? There ya go. It’s also a show of dominance and manliness. Manspreading is a notoriously manly thing, it’s one of our small ways of showing off, when you girls sit up with your legs crossed, it leaves some to the imagination and also shows you off a bit, it’s alluring. When we spread out we are trying to show how big we are, how much we have to offer. That’s also why we cross our arms a lot in that position, it makes our muscles flex. Just like an alpha male of an animal group puffs up, or roars, or does specific things to that species that shows how bad ass they are, it’s our way of roaring. It’s almost a way of establishing territory, one-uping another guy, showing off for the ladies, or showing them how big, strong, and manly we are. Manspreading can be linked to pride and strength in my opinion. It’s a thing us guys do, if you don’t understand, try it. If you still don’t understand, well that’s okay, guys and girls are different, it’s how we are born, and that’s okay.

I manspread, and I don’t have balls.

~CJ